What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why is it so hard to date nowadays?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

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Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is the experience of wearing a school uniform every day? Do people typically get used to it or dislike it?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

Can someone write me a sex story?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

What is the reason that Worcester, Massachusetts is not as well-known as Boston and Springfield, even though it is a large city with many neighborhoods?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

What are the types of values?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why is the world male-dominated?